Twilight Makes Me Happy
Twilight star Christian Serratos, apparently tired of just being in movies for 16 year old girls, gay men, and me closet homosexuals, decided to take her clothes off for PETA and declare war on penis fur. I want a graph that compares amount of minds PETA has changed, to the amount of dudes have jerked it to PETA ads.
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WAIT A MINUTE!!!
I have figured out a plan
If we continue to wear fur
PETA will continue to put out more adverts like this
BRB, going to buy a new fur jacket
somehow…that ade sence
lmao that is exacly what i was thinking
some how your comment did not make sence… thats odd.
made*
You spelled *sense* wrong…
sense*
lol.
Since you were dumb enough to correct him, allow me. SENSE.
Its spelled “sense”…double fail
somehow, neither of you could spell ’sense’ correctly. especially bad for the one making corrections.
Sense*, you silly fuck.
….some how that made me not care about the guy before you
lol this’ll stop us wearing fur?
ME TOO!
Must…buy…fur…coat!
did you guys know that PETA is actually responsible for the deaths of thousands of cats and dogs this year. they’re a bunch of hypocritical bastards. if you dont believe me look it up!
Photographer: “Okay, we’re all done talking the pictures Christian.”
Christian Serratos: “Thank GOD! I’m freezing out here. Grab me my coat.
(assistant whispers in ear)
Of course my fur one you idiot!!!!!”
YA that’s actually true. PETA is so fucking crazy. they’re just a bunch of nut job virgins that love they’re cats. then kills them. then paint people and go crazy.
i KNEW twilight wasn’t for gay’s!
OOHH WAIIT!
New Mooon!,
Moon!!!
As in shes Mooon-ing uss!
Silly PETA subliminal advertisements are for the government :D
hahahah nice… very nice
thats just sad…
SO HOT!!! ummm…. anyway…. fucking twilight…. mmmm…. bella
Stop being sexist, Phil! We lesbians love these ads too. Add us to your graph.
haha, but how is it sexist?
Seriously, a fucking teen has nofthing to do, so she decides. ” Hmmm, an aimalcrowers who take care of those poor furry foxes, who make 2 dollars a week and live a shit life should now go to jail”. So she dosn`t want to sit in the corner and offcorse “I have to get naked”. BITCH, insted you should read twilight book at once.
BOOBIES AND ASS
Doesn’t this contradict the movie’s characteristics…I mean Edward eats animals for breakfast, lunch and dinner (as I have heard)…it’s like advertising “Don’t kill chickens on a McChicken (sp srry)”
Here’s a better idea. Go out of buy a bunch of fur items. Give them to all your friends along with a T-shirt that says: I LIKE WEARING FUR. Then go outside her house wearing those fur items and that T-shirt and maybe she’ll come outside butt naked with a sign. AWESOME.
Is it just me or does this make anyone else actual want to watch the new moon
Wow… that was one heck of an orgasm. =D
Wait, a movie about vampires that kill and drink animals blood, yet is supported by PETA? Wait, i don’t care i see boobs.
I HAVE A PLAN TOO LETS JUST NOT WEAR FUR AND FOR U PEOPLE THAT SAY SHES SEXY
U NEED TO SHUT UP U FUCKIN PERVS
But, dipshit, she is sexy. Welcome to the real world
yeah totally peta is definently not trying to sell sex in their advertisements thats why they get really hot woman naked for them. damn i knew Petafags were stupid but this is just terrible. Also if your fur is made in America, the UK france italy…. basically anywhere civilised the animals are killed in a very humain manor, usually a bolt is shot in their head at point blank killing or paralyzing them everywhere then they are bled from the neck, legs and stomach which literally takes 10 seconds for them to bleed out, then they are skinned and they are 100% dead before they are skinned.
How is it perverted to say she’s sexy when clearly…she is? It’d be perverted to say that I’d like to push her up against that tree and….well, I think you get the picture, but just in case you don’t I’ll give you a hint. No clothing is involved, there get it? Yeah, see that’d be perverted but I’m not that kinda guy…
If anyone ge the correct number of dudes Mastrbating in front of these pic I will cut off my penis
and put the dick away
ps : phil and me dont count .
:p