f1rst!!

Shut up.

fuckin fag

I've noticed that the "j" names are pretty angry people.

Gloucester coroner Alan Crick more heard Serena, of Weston-sub-Edge, had bipolar disorder and suffered severe mood swings.

Recording a verdict of accidental death, he said: "I think it is more likely than not she failed to understand the peril she was in and the consequences of her actions."

fuck off and die loser!!!

Another sterling video, full of retarded people and the endless amusement that comes from phil critiquing them.

omg haha they had to tutor that shit for him to go on trial

Phil - dude - you don't seem so funny lately. angry white guy is not funny. the cool edge is lacking and the cuts are done. also - ms cali is ok for her opine. back up the free speech. i don't get you today - really just mean and uninspired.

who are you "code pink?" why don't you get a button that says free tibet. really - complaining and shitting on the first amendment doesn't seem like you.

what - does dave axlerod have your dog held hostage?

You sir are a fucking idiot who obviously did not understand what phil said in the vid. Especially about miss cali. Musta bin way over your head. The vid was brilliant and it was the same ol phil. If you want more of the everythings wonderful im happy and entertaining phil then watch his vlogs. If you want effin hilarious and "make fun of stupid douche bags" in the world then watch his show. In my opinion the show was just as funny and well done as the shows phil has done for months n months.

wow jared - your command of vulgarity is like a gift from god. Not like the God we believe in but more like the god that makes folks like perez hilton and that fat dude on lost or maybe that crusty stuff around your boyfriend's bunghole. you're that guy who made that crying video on youtube about brittany spears, aren't you.

seriously, it is hard to pay attention to a booger-eater who thinks that sxephil will really dig the fact that you got his back and got all vibey with some knuckle-draggin' redneck. He's probably getting iJustine to triangulate your location so you two soul-mates can just spoon for the rest of the week.

Cali just has a difference of opinion, darrius, I got love for the old phil. this just seemed cliche'.

Please don't choke on you skittles, Jared. Oh and just so you know -- cellulite on a dude is disgusting. I am just guessing, but I am right aren't I ? See if you can respond in some other way than a proxy just suckin' phil's dick. do you know what a proxy is?

perhaps you should go back to phil's video about stupid people. i am 100% sure that you don't think he's talking about you.

Hey man go ahead and call me down and try and guess what im like in real life all you want. It doesn't bother me in the least that some text is attempting to poke fun at me. If you need to say unnecessary insults to someone on the interweb to make yourself feel better about yourself then go for it. I call em as i see em and i'm calling you out on being a person with a shitty sense of humour or just uneducated if you didn't like this vid. You saying he is not funny makes my statement all the more viable - "you sir are a fucking idiot".

jared - the way you see things is to call people "fucking fags" or "fucking idiots." you see I actually feel great about myself and so do baby-dolls like Miss Cali.

The great thing is that you can actually read what i wrote and see that the basis of my comment was that it was not up to his usual witty repartee. (that's french for clever dialogue).

And those insults were actually necessary so that it would be humorous instead of calling people "fucking idiots." Technically, proper grammar for an educated person would dictate that you use more parallelism throughout your commentary.

Therefore you should have said -- "YOUR saying that he is not funny makes my previous statement all the more viable."

perhaps in the future you can call me a poop-head or or a dick-brain. oh I mean a fucking poop-head. do you hear someone knocking at your mom's door right now?

maybe it's phil -- golly i hope so.

Hahahaha oh man, you're ripping on my grammar. Now that is funny

First off you are french... enough said
Second off you're post nor your insults were funny at all.
Third you relating yourself to baby-doll cali is actually pretty funny, you sound just as dumb as she did. And you still fail to see the irony of her comment. Grats andrew, you are the douche bag of this comentary. You fail to see the humour in this video and you fail to sound intelligent and flame me.

jared - time to get back to the canadian subway and make some more foot longs.

grammar is the cornerstone of intelligence. your inability to articulate your points without resorting to name-calling is a sure sign of the fact that in a battle of wits ,without f-bombs and inserted "ha ha's, you are unarmed.

this is why phil is funny and you pretend that you are his ball-less bodyguard. have a nice life at the drive-through. headed to maui for a long weekend and catch the sheryl crow show next week. bye

p.s. i am not french. i am actually 6th generation Lumbee Native American. You struck me a a racist. have fun shopping at Swastikas-R-Us.

Good one andrew, another shitty reply full of pitifull attempts to make fun of me. Your corny one liner's aren't even clever and make you look like even more of an idiot.

So far i'am a gay canadian knuckle dragging redneck that works at a subway making foot longs, i like to go to the drive though and maui on weekends, and am a fan of sheryl crow....? I also like skittles, eating boogers, and making videos of brittany spears. Oh and i'm a nazi....

Dude... you're comebacks blow somethin fierce. Not to mention they borderline make sense. Hardly worth replying to except to tell you that "you sir are a fucking idiot". lol

Andrew you are a hypocrite to say Jared can't win a battle of wits without name calling. That is all you have been doing in all of your reply's.
In fact you still haven't proved Jareds statement wrong that you are F***ing idiot.
In my opinion that is exactly what you are. I bet you were beat up a lot through out your life, and if you havent bin then you should be

kate/jared - it is so weird. both of you spell the word "been" B - I - N.

first - kate/jared - you call ragepyro a "fuckin fag"

second - phil is right to make fun of beauty pageants. people who seek out that kind of attention are off the reservation. but Miss Cali is not the story - 'cause the whole beauty pag. thing is done. the story is the assault on her free speech and free thought whether you agree or not. phil usually supports the underdog - just because she is a babe does not remove her personal freedoms.

third - kate/jared - i did call you a booger-eater. if you are not, i am sorry. maybe kate is. but kate/jared, your supposition that i lack intelligence, because i support free speech is troubling. is that your position in most cases? If so, I apologize, President Obama.

fourth - the proof - Kate/Jared - that you are the idiot is your sad attempt to make up another identity in order to overwhelm my opine. the fact that it was a female fake identity allows me to put an end this more succinctly. Kate/Jared - go fuck yourself. flame, on!

ok.... that wasn't me that called that guy a fucking fag, and i dunno who kate is lol

Cause we spell been bin? and my grammar is superior to hers.

"booger-eater"
nuff said

That argument made me laugh.

Maybe you guys are not aware but arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Whether you win or lose, your still retarded.

I agree with Jason...even though I have enjoyed reading it. I can't believe two people would waste so much time during their day to criticize each other back and fourth.

...I liked the video. Sigh. Is there no love in the world. For Pete Sake "andrew" show some love. It's Green...earth...thing day where everyone comes together for peace. Amirite? Sorry Phil. I tried.

One of the best vids. Keep it up man!

The gays love you too, Phil.

What no Bad Ass Mutha Fuckas today.

Perez Hilton is NOT an activist. As an actual, legitimate gay rights activist, me makes me want to DRIVE HIS HEAD THROUGH A WALL for saying that he is one. He's just a loud queen who's into pop culture.

I love me some gays more than I can tell you, but I agree, that guy is a douchecunt

I think it's the show of the multiple Douchebags of the Day...

Member of KKK is "too incompetend to stand trial"? So he would be teached to understand the whole legal system? Screw that! He murdered a woman just because she wanted to get out of the KKK. Ignorance of the law is no excuse and everyone knows that murder is a criminal action – even THEM, I bet. Besides, his lawyer does know the laws so he could defend him.

I am really curious about the new Star Trek-movie – despite the fact I am actual no Trekkie. I don't know if Matt Damon had done the job better that Chris Pine.

Angry woman refused to get out her burning car... wow... I just had a really bad and sarcastic comment in my mind, but it's better not to post it

The Wallmart-guy is just ridiculously stupid.

I didn't know that it's Earth Day today. Well, that makes me just another Douchebag of the Day 8)

Man... wrote too much again :(

This is the best show i seen in what must have been a few weeks. Thanks Phil this was over the top. Thanks to all the douche bags of the day.
PUBLIC ANNOUNCMENT, The award for the Douchebag Of The Day is not a global competition ground.

Hahaha, " 'KKK' does not mean 'What what what' for my Mexican viewers"
Love it!!!

Yeah... you'd think that natural selection would weed out the stupidity gene...

But no....

Okay, so I see that you have a lot of negative comments so I'll give you a "happy" one. You are freaken halarious and I sadly get 50% of the news from you (the othe 50% comes from Steve Colbert). I love when I come home to your videos after a crappy day dealing with douch bags (no I do not know how to spell that) to watch more.... idiot douch bags. But it's great because at least they are advertised as idiots! All I have to say is thank you.

Phil love the show.
Btw was that halo3 you were playing in the backround?

My name is Steve, an Arizona truck driver (and Christian). Iheard on the news about the situation you went through over the same sex marriage thing, or at least part of it. Though we are total strangers and liv e in different worlds we are still brother and sister in the Lord. I felt the need to tell you I am VERY VERY IMPRESSED with you for standing up for your beliefs and for GOD. There are not nearly enouigh people like you and I. I will not back down from anything or anyone in this kind of situation. It is my honest oppinion that you have more character and morals than ALL thoughs judges put together. Keep up the good work and don't ever back down. You WILL get your rewards in Heaven. Nothing in this world can compare to what Heaven holds for all GOD's children. GOD bles you and your family.

A Friend and Brother in the LORD,

Steve Roth

"mod379@yahoo.com"

PS. I am as proud of you as if you were my own !!!

Phil, thank you!!! I usually don't like to agree with everything someone says, but like you I've had my fill of stupid. WTF are people thinking. To the anti-dodgeball people, if your kid is going to be tramatized by a game of dodgeball, you make me sad, your poor kid is going to have a tough life. Miss California, what can I say, I actually understand her position, don't know if I agree, I don't even know why it's an issue, can care less if gay people get married or not, just shows you how great America is, we have enough time to worry about such a thing, if you are not gay don't worry about it, mind your own business. I think both sides of that issue are ass-holes, they want to define what kind of person the others are just by this one thing.
The KKK, well those guys what can you say about them that hasn't already been said....... The one thing I can never wrap my mind around about those guys is, how do they get together in the first place? If you eliminate everyone who has some kind of connection to everything they hate, well how can they find like three people to bond with to form a group? Morons!!!! To damn much time on thier hands I suppose. I honestly do not know how some of these people do it, whenever I get STUPID it cost me money or time to fix it, and so many people have so much money and time to devote to being stupid or worrying what others like or don't like, make me wonder if I'm the dumbass, after all it's just about all I can do to pay my bills, take care of my people, I don't have time to hate or break shit, or care what Miss California thinks. Hell, I'm jealous.

P.S. I'd really like to see Ms. California in some hot girl on girl porn.....I guess I'm an asshole too!!!

@1:26 sceen changes from a blank screen to "Call of Duty: World at War" lobby lol

If you wanna hook up a game let me know Philly ;-)

Is this the video that got flagged on YouTube?

Oh never mind

I agree with you completely about ms.cali.

Stupidest motherfucker weve ever seen - hahahahahahahahaha.

Apocolypse: not so funny. I probably wouldn't watch if he was in it.

Road rage to the point of suicide: . That's pretty much it.

Stupid people don't cease to amaze me. I wish they would. They don't.

Dodgeball is my fave religious pasttime.

I conserved a lot of energy. It was a happy earth day. Just maybe not so much for the earth. PS everyone go buy CFB's and get yourself one of these for the old bulbs http://www.wm.com/wm/services/resi_fluorescentb.... That's right, I took an environmental science class. Look out Al Gore. I'm stealing your environments.

My comments are too long.

WOW! What a funny vid...thanks for making my shitty day brighter!

Phil this made me actually laugh out loud and it made my milk come out my nose 3 times. I will continue to reflect on the hilarity of this episode while I clean off my desk and monitor. DOUCHE CUNT hahaha! And I love how you pick the comments from minorities. It makes me laugh.

I conserved energy last night... good idea!

Love me some folks too stupid to stand trial. I thought that was assumed when the defendant was seen with a fuggin sheet on his haid.

Walt Whitman did hump the ground... he wrote about it in "song of myself". He gave the ocean sloppy seconds.

Love the Mexican bit!!!

great shit....

Phil I think you're hilarious!! Jon B. says it best "Don't listen to what people say. They don't know about, 'bout you and me. Put it out your mind 'cause it's jealousy. They don't know about this here."

PHIL...THE SHOW...SERIOUSLY. We're down to three times a week. Can it at least be 3 times a week?!?!

Did you just say, "We're down to three times a week. Can it at least be 3 times a week?!?!"

I just wanted to make sure that you knew three and 3 are the same, other than being a word and a number, they mean the same thing?

I mean, as in, we know he's down to three shows a week now. Can he *at least* do those three?! Do you understand now?

Oh OK! You made a joke on the fact that sometimes he doesn't always get out those three shows, I got ya!! It was just confusing upon reading it. I can say though from doing a show on my own that it is hard to keep a schedule. Of course if "the show" were my job, I don't think I would have any problems.

hey I loved your video, I didn't think you were "off" or its been getting worse. You are excellent. I'll watch everyday. Loves it!!!

Don't worry about what some other jerk is saying on here. You are a total badass!

PHIL. The show. Seriously...

i wont to rape u sxephi

WTB a New Vid

Guys what you have to realize is like many of us, Phil is a slacker!

Hey uhm...you people need to chill out
ever heard of joking around?
ever heard of CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOU PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MORONS

and now im calm
woooo

Um, who is it, exactly, who needs to chill out? Hm? Yeah...

Love the show. Watching for about a year now. Seen a video with your xbox 360 v. Let's play some time. Killerroach76 my xbox tamer tag. Cod

Phil, you are awsome! I enjoy watching your videos so much and you almost always make me laugh! Keep it up! I expect to see much more interesting news from you Phil!

Kind Regards Amanda

haha, awesome video

this video just made me do a literal LOL. i'm def missing the older vids like this one. the new ones aren't as funny. which makes me sad.