Real Story. The husband and wife, did not realize she was pregnant. They assumed she had put on a lot of weight since she quit smoking. That’s a long time to not realize whats happening in your belly.
The Amazing audio- My Wife is Having a Baby!!
I wonder if its too late for an abortion. I kid I kid. Its never too late. OMG I’M KIDDING.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Lol, just got a puppy and she makes me look like that…
April 20th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
FIRST
April 20th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
To be honest, someone from my Moms work had this happen..
she didn’t know she was pregnant until she went into labor.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
lol @ pic. and ef you first ppl
April 20th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
haha fag fail
April 20th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
lolbabies
April 20th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
LOL OMG I can’t stop laughing.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Hmmm, I’m being kicked from the inside, I must be having a seizure!
April 20th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
there’s something called periods. God invented that to let us know when we’re pregnant. Now the husband must feel bad for cheating on his wife because she got fat!
April 20th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
What a dumb cunt for not realizing
April 20th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Did she at least stop doing the dishes long enough to pop out the puppies on the kitchen floor?
April 20th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Okay for one, if she is like any other woman,how could she NOT REALIZE, lyke omg I haven’t had my period in 2 – 4 months, maybe somethings WRONG. Unless this lady went through menopause Id think she’d realize missing her period isa first sign of pregnancy, that or she has cancer. I mean come on.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Wait…HOW in the HELL do you now know you are pregnant?. …that’s ridiculous. I’m glad that the baby is okay, lol the guy on the phone is hilarious.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
um what? who ever said he cheated on her?
and its possible for you to still have your period if the fetus is far enough back on the body. and yes, “god invented periods to let us know when we are pregnant”. are you kidding me? you must not have had health class in middle school yet.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
First! … wait a second…
April 20th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
This actually happened to a friend of mine in High School. Her boyfriend delivered the baby in the bathroom while on the phone with EMS.
And i know a few more people this has happened to..
April 20th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
i knew i was preggo at 13 weeks. morning sickness and being tired all the fucking time is a dead giveaway. she must’ve been a heffer to begin with. :X
April 20th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Yeah exactly what um Lindsay said. shut up =P
April 20th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
god wouldnt she feel it kicking?
April 20th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Just listened to the audio and it was craaaaaaazy although I couldn’t help feeling really happy for the family.
April 20th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Here’s a thought, she just dropped a baby (#4) and it didn’t seem like she was hurting at all. The tape says she felt sick and kneeled in the tube. I know this is an after thought but seriously, either the baby was small or she was large OR maybe both.
Someone got a news story on this and where it happened? I’d like to see the happy couple.
Yes, how do you account for no period for all that time? I agree
Lastly, anyone hear the kid say he has 2 Dad’s? Also funny as hell to hear!! “I have 2. One is” then he says, “the other is…” I laughed my ass off. ~ Jim Grim
April 20th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Aw, the visuals! THE VISUALS!!! I’ve never heard of someone who didn’t know they were pregnant. There’s a physical difference in appearance between a fat stomach and a pregnant uterus…
April 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
There is actually a TLC show titled “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” because it happens so often.
Apparently in is increasingly common when people are on birth control that fucks up and the blood comes – but its not actually from menstruation.
Details details… lets all cross our fingers and (ladies) take plan B every other week just in case. lol
April 20th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
la frase q faltaba es EL BEBE ES MIO?????? jajjaja
I WAS waitting for the….. is that baby mine???? from the Dad
….. and what is the name of the baby??
….. are you stupit???? from the 911 lady
….. and OMG there is another comin…that would be very very ( i dont know)
April 20th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
bwahahaa!! that shit is funny. i actually had a baby 2 weeks ago, but he wasn’t a surprise.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Agreed!
April 20th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Maybe, but compiled with all the other signs and the fact that she had 3 other kids… who’s kidding who about not knowing she was pregnant? Just a thought.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
I was just going to mention this.
Most of the women on the show have gone through some change in their lives (menopause, quit smoking, got over a disease) and think it has to do with that. Some think the kicks are gas, others just have “bad stomach pains”, and some don’t even feel them.
They often go to the hospital because of the pain from the labor, and only find out when they are having or have had the baby.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Gay
April 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
I was just about to mention this too. I watched an episode of it where some woman was all stressed out. Hah, yeah, cause having a baby doesn’t add to the stress or anything…
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of.
When she said “I felt like I had to go to the bathroom” I cracked up. It’s like “Oh shit! What the hell did I eat?”
April 21st, 2009 at 12:14 am
Or, like many women, it was much easier and less painful to have baby #4. After you’ve been ripped apart 3 times it’s much easier to do it a fourth
April 21st, 2009 at 1:39 am
You may not know this since you seem to be pretty ignorant, but there is a chance that either nutrition prevented her from having a period in the first place or she was menstruating throughout her pregnancy. Both of these options are not statistical anomalies. Also the period was not invented by God to tell us we’re pregnant it is the sloughing off of unused tissue to create a stable environment for an embryo to be implanted. And is a natural occurrence. But let’s pretend everything is “God’s” doing and then we will never have to see a need for science.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:25 am
how many times did the 911 lady say okay?
April 21st, 2009 at 4:48 am
she must of been like 300 pounds or somthin
April 21st, 2009 at 5:16 am
Kudos for Lindsay and Amy :] At least there are some people in this world who are able to realise how completely obvious and rational things around them can be, and as for verozz… For crying out loud God has nothing to do with it, stop trying to drag religion into it. And it is possible that SOME people do go months and even up to a year or more without having a period. ;l It depends on the specific person.. and as lindsay already said … WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU ASSUME HES CHEATING ON HER? ;l not stated once in the piece.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:06 am
I just learned more about a woman’s body then I.. I think I ever would want to. I was also hungry before I read this, oi. . .
April 21st, 2009 at 10:07 am
lol
April 21st, 2009 at 10:35 am
Congrats on your baby!
April 21st, 2009 at 12:31 pm
holy shit this is kinda scary lol. but if you have had 3 other kids how do you not know ur pregnant?
April 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
i don’t get how people don’t know there pg. when they have to be pg for 9 months.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
maybe I don’t understand because I’m a scrawny ass but…. HOW THE HELL DOES ONE NOT KNOW THEY’RE PREGNANT!!!! I mean, come on… it’s not like a tapeworm or a kick me sign.
Easy way to tell if your preggo… If you crave pickle flavored ice cream and your not stoned, it’s a good chance your preggo
April 21st, 2009 at 3:40 pm
They thought she’d gained weight from quitting smoking. Missing periods is also a common side effect of smoking cessation.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
She recently quit smoking. Missing her period is a common side effect of smoking cessation.
April 21st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I don’t think it’s a matter of she didn’t know, I think she was just in denial. Probably right up until the head came out. Babies move.. a lot. What did she think all those kicks were just her insides saying “Hello!”.
April 21st, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I feel really bad that this is SO funny, but the Canadian accents don’t help, and don’t you dare tell me they don’t have an accent!
April 21st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
OMG this is crazy! She had this baby WITHOUT an epidural! That shit must of hurt!
April 21st, 2009 at 4:38 pm
LOL like every other word!
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April 21st, 2009 at 6:09 pm
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April 21st, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Just funny. I won’t criticize the pair because there are factors that can prevent the visual signs of a pregnancy so that you can be fooled like Lindsay and Amy and the others said.
Guess shit happens in every aspect.
April 21st, 2009 at 7:42 pm
The real question is who’s going to tell the kid he/she was an accident??
April 21st, 2009 at 7:54 pm
well they are probably just going to save that cake until the kid’s 18th birthday
April 21st, 2009 at 10:01 pm
you know…i’m no genius but it seemed to me like verozz was joking….
April 21st, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I agree.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:28 am
On one hand I feel bad for the kids for getting those moron-genes XD
On the other hand I’m happy everyone is ok and the man didn’t sound stupid at least.
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
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April 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
and me.
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
F-ing gay, go to hell chris
April 25th, 2009 at 9:54 am
it was her 4th kid so maybe it didnt hurt as much
April 25th, 2009 at 10:54 am
awe! thanks much!