“An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles. A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.
Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement. “Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement,” the bystander was quoted as saying.” -News.com.au
This morning I was going to write a blog. Then I read this story. Now I can’t really complain about my day.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:06 am
holy shit,
having a better day than him already
chesty
March 12th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Woah.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:11 am
One word. Kinky.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:12 am
I hope he didn’t lose the other one due to gravity, and a hole in his sac.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Shouldn’t have put the carrot there, the dummy.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:17 am
why did the horse want his balls in the first place?
Maybe he thought they looked delicious! :)
March 12th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Ouch…serves him right I suppose. Definiatley not a good idea to trust somthing that delicate with a half tonne ball of muscle.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:23 am
OUUUUCHHH
March 12th, 2009 at 8:27 am
holy FUCKING shit…thats all.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:46 am
KINKY?! YOU READ THIS AND YOU THINK KINKY?!
March 12th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Well, at least it isnt as bad as the guy who tried to rape a raccoon or possum who got the whole junk bitten off. >.>;
March 12th, 2009 at 9:09 am
That just.. I’m glad I’m not him.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Hey Phill, just wondering, do you remember that website where you could track your girl’s PMS? jaja thanks ;)
March 12th, 2009 at 9:15 am
What was he wearing, or not wearing, that the horse managed to rip a testicle off? I irritate the hell out of my horses sometimes and have been bit and kicked for my efforts, but never had blood drawn… what did he do to piss the horse off that bad?
March 12th, 2009 at 9:42 am
the latest episode of family guy with the retarded horse came to mind
on the other note: AAAAAAUUUI AAAAAAAUUI AAAAAAUI
March 12th, 2009 at 9:45 am
OMG!
and by the way I love twitter. now I can get Philly D all day long
March 12th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Wow that sucks, lol
March 12th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Dear God… that would fucking suck.
Or maybe it would fucking bite… hmm.
March 12th, 2009 at 10:50 am
it could be worse… i guess lol
March 12th, 2009 at 10:51 am
OUCH!
March 12th, 2009 at 11:21 am
HOLY CRAP!!
March 12th, 2009 at 11:22 am
lmao; dumbass(:
March 12th, 2009 at 11:40 am
wow. An FML moment…
March 12th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Madoff deserved this…as does Stafford….oh all the douchebags of the day shpuld have a consolation prize and this would be it.
March 12th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Come by the Deerfield beach Hilton for some drinks phill
March 12th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Wow! What a ball buster!!
March 12th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
goodfuckinggod. i hear that.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
:O custy
March 12th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
*cringe* Ouch.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
That horse went nuts ! ! (Pun completely intended)
March 12th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
OUCH!!!!
I feel so bad for that guy. DAMN YOU CARTMAN!!! Quite teaching horses to bite our junk off! XD
if no one knew what i meant it was a south park reference.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
And i thought my day was sucking………………..
Poor dumb bastard….lol
March 12th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
haha it’s a nutcracker
March 12th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
He must of really pissed that horse off.
March 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Luckily? Like they can re-attach it??
March 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
haha, its the horse Cartman trains in South Park to bite off people’s dicks! :D
March 12th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Wow…I don’t even have balls and that hurts just thinking about it.
March 12th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Kinky???? Wow….. I don’t even have testicles, (of my own) and KINKY is not the first word that comes to mind. Ouchy!!
March 12th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
LOL! I was thinking that when reading this! XD
March 12th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Wow…..Um… Maybe the Horse was hungry for those Nuts called “Everybodys Nuts” and Just wanted to try it… I really don’t know?
March 12th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I have a suspicious feeling that there was more to the story than the horse just randomly lunging for his testicles. I thinks theres a bit missing to the beginning of the story…
March 12th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
OH my go that would suck so much!!
March 12th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
just watched the top 10 most offensive southpark episodes…remembered something about training a pony to bite off someones balls
March 12th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
No, apparently it bites..
March 12th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
OMG I can’t believe a horse did that! I am a chick but that just has to hurt. I can’t even…Wow!
March 12th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Man… just thinking about that hurts like hell…
And I thought that my day sucks…
March 12th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Men everywhere cringed and grabbed their balls while women imagined how painful that would be while crossing their legs…
March 12th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Not for every douchebag. Only the ones who are extraordinary stupid (like the brain damage guy). That’s worse than death penalty
March 12th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152585 link to the southpark epp
March 12th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Damn, that must really suck, poor guy.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Anyone notice that the horse’s tongue kinddddda looks like a ball sac.
March 12th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
guy beside man who got a nut bitten offf: “hey I betcha $5 that you can’t fit your package in that horse’s mouth!”
guy who got his nut bitten off: ” ok watch me!”
“ha! told you I could!”
March 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Wow, I guess it’s time to reenact the halucaust except with Horses.
March 12th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
LOL they have a ipod app for that it makes it portable
March 13th, 2009 at 12:28 am
WOW… I can not imagine what that feels like… my nuts are hurting just thinking about it…. and btw…. WOW there is a lot of puns in these comments, makes it even more funny though :P … LMFAO…. Oh and please excuse any fucked up spelling or grammar… I am a retard… lol.
March 13th, 2009 at 2:09 am
WTF
March 13th, 2009 at 3:15 am
You know it’s creepy because his tongue really looks likes testicles.. Horses are in need of balls.. Well I guess we all have our fetish.
March 13th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Ouch. I’m a girl and that still hurts to think about.
March 13th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Om nom nom nom nom…mmhmm nuts
March 13th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
wow…
CHOMP!!!
March 13th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
On a serious note though, I feel bad for the dude. Was it ever said what the circumstances were that got his nuts bitten off?
I mean, that has got to hurt, he had to have broken the sound barrier
March 13th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
…why was he pantless?
March 13th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Meh. I hear he had 3 balls anyway…. OK, maybe not. Tryin’ to lighten the mood O_o
March 13th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 14th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
KINKY? lol
March 14th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
God!!
March 14th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
JESUS this makes me hurt just thinking about it
March 15th, 2009 at 5:16 am
you know, he probably tried to get a horse to suck his penis….
coz he cant get any.. LOL
and the horse chomp chomp chomp
March 15th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
holy shit! was that the horse cartman trained to bite off scott temormans dick?
March 16th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
you have someone else’s testicles? Do you keep them in a jar or something? Eww.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Have you ever tried to corner a raccoon? Not highly recommended. I’d say that douche deserved to have his whole junk bitten off! lol
March 19th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
he was probably laughing, like “dude, dude, this horse is going to suck my cock, watch”
and then, on nom nom, horse pwns.
they always come out on top.
March 28th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
ouch. just plain ouch.
March 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
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