Well cmon, chicken nuggets are the shit.. First.

Chicken Nuggets are indeed "The shit"...




Literally

A refund is in order but cmon.... 911 mcd's chicken nuggets aren't that good personally wendy's nuggets are better. second. *yes that's mocking all you first people*

aw. third ^^.


Although how I can be 1st and 3rd is proly like that messed up kiddy song from way back "I am my own grandpa" O_o

She should have called her local congress man! Maybe start up a creepy nugget campaign. If I had gone and they told me that there was no nuggets, I would have blown some shit up! I needz me some nuggets, they my vitamins! LOL

wtf is the point in doing the 1st 2nd and 3rd crap...I dont understand...How is that FUN!!??..because it is anoying and not very amusing......also i agree...chicken nuggets are the shit...she needs a refund....also that guy is definetly gonna get raped..lol

You say, how is it fun? i agree, i can't find anything about it that would be fun... but then again i don't really care that people do... because i can't find anything annoying about it either

McDBOTD. IMO.

Crick in the ole neck. You need some flexeril, xanaflex or something. Chase it with some bourbon and you'll be loose as a wan-tan noodle.
Seriously 3advil every 4-6hrs.

I just made the account, but I've been watching your show for about 2 months. Love the show.. your show today made reminded me of a story my psych teach talked about today. A man walked after someone on the jury was mentally retarded. He was found guilty by his peers for rape i believe. The supreme court appealed the verdict. I'm not sure about the whole story, but I just thought it was interesting.

Yanno Phill, I kinda feel like ur mom today... (for lack of a better comeback, due to the fact that i am Dutch living in holland therefore very very high, I will continue to make a lame joke) hung over, except by hung i mean bent...

As to the homeless man having better credit than you, this is simple. He has no bills. Mrs. McNugget needs to run back to the wild jungle she came from.

Well, what an irony... a man who rapes women fears to get himself raped in prison. That guy has a really serious problem.
And then that homeless man... yeah, punching in one's own face helps a lot in such situations. But I still wonder how a homeless man can get a credit card...

Phil, I hope your neck will stop aching soon.

That story about the homeless guy is cool and i agree, the police shouldve done something, Chicken Nuggets are delicious!

Like what? Give her a double coupon?

Any sort of chicken nuggets always end in explosive diarrhea. The end.

Well said my brotha! Amen!

You should have gone to see a Chiropractor, in fact you should still go and see one so this does not happen in the future! I could have fixed your problem for you...I enjoy the show though!

1. YUP!, He's gonna get that booty tossed! 2. Homeless people are scary, I always think one of them is Jesus. 3. Nuggets Rock x 100 to the second power! 4. I wonder why your neck REALLY hurts, hmmm? "JUST SAYING" 5. You fucken rock bro!

I think they should have given her money back. I'm not sure why they took it in the first place.

Maybe she had an hungry evil nugget eye, and that fool of a cashier got scurred! Hungry people are scary, I know this. Just a thought.

Gotta say I never thought about calling 911 for someone giving me the wrong order, but I'm not as crazy or stoned as some others might be. I agree, rapey guy will get what he deserves.

QOTD: I want to meet ether Stan Lee, Seth Green, Kevin Smith, or Rey Mysterio

DBOTD: isn't that a punch line for a great joke!!!

I want My chickennuggets

BRB

Awww now I'm better *eating MD chickenNuggets*

I don't ever remember seeing these housing options on a credit application;

_ Own
_ Rent
_ Neither <-- Get it? He's homeless.

NM

Ahhm.....NO!......Try again!.......that was a lame-ass joke. Its official, you are mildly retarded? -PHILLIP HENRY

It was meant to be a lame ass joke, lame ass.

"Its official, you are mildly retarded?" <- You must be retarded because you can't even write a simple sentence, or ask a question.

Oh look, just below you were called a retard too! Aww, how cute.

Geeze calm down people.

feeling like your mom ... laying on my back with my legs in the air. That cracks me up.

People go to the most extreme answer for the simplest things. Then they wonder why everyone thinks they are jackasses for it.

I wonder if the person that needed their nuggets was over weight or not.

Mr. Nova

if she had stolen the chicken nuggets they would have called the cops and had her put away.so why is it ok for them and not for her?

Because she is wasting the emergency services' time!

so if they ring the cops over $3 worth of nuggets its not a waste of time but if she rings them it is.

Yeah you are right. It is OK to call for help either way if you feel someone has taken you money or property.

Although I guess what gets me going is that she called 911 rather than just calling the cops or 411 for the cops number. It wasn't life or death.

The 911 centered should have sent Officer Schene (the police dude who beat that 15 year old girl) to beat that nugget eating ass! Hmmmhmmm.

Im sure he would have whip that ass just the same.

Humor about beating up a 15 year old girl and another woman? What are you, 12? or retarded?

Geeze, dont bite my head off! I thought it was funny! Calm down people.

it's true -- McDonalds will tear you up if you're not careful... i had two Big Macs today in one sitting, and I feel like it was the worst mistake of my life

Who the fuck eats TWO BigMacs? GROSS! You BIg Mac eating bandit!
-PHILLIPHENRY

Have ANY of you people even TRIED chik-fil-a nuggets?!! They blow all other earthly nuggets out of the water. Oh, and Phil...one of your favorite things is watching old people trip? You provide the mushrooms (or LSD if you can get it), name the time and place and I'll show you a real good time. Unless you meant old people stumbling, which isn't very nice, indeed.

Hey Phil, did you take down the video wishing Shay a happy birthday because your girl called Katielette, "Collette"? hahaha.

Dear Phil, (love the show by the way) i'm English (from London) and I've been wondering why slot of Americans are so unedcated, especially considering your wealth. Specifically about world events and geography. Now don't think I'm sterotyping, not all you guys are uneducated and England, considering our wealth should be more educated too (the percentage of illiterate adults here is atonishing). But come on, you really should know this stuff. Also, why have so many western Jews been brianwashed into thinking just because their Jewish they need to support Israel in the Israel-Palistine conflict. I'm pro-palistine. Who do you support or are you neutral? And what's up with your health service in America? What do think Obama should do next? One more thing, who do you think are more racist, the U.S or England? I think it's America although the recent Election made me think otherwise.
Sorry this was so long,
From Kieran, 13

'Oy Vey!'
Jew little creepy.

Chicken nugget stealers warrant police.

Sally out.

Now I want me some Chicken Nuggets! You suck!

Hey i been watching your show for a long time just made an account.
What are some good DS games i just got one!

hey phil errrr your xbox live friends list is MAXED :( iam gutted

everything is fucking broken!!

i got the same pintched nerve thing today, so i know what your going through

I'm glad you decided to comment on the chicken nugget story cause that was pretty funny ha ha